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notes on engineering, LLMs, AI detectors, coffee, and other rabbit holes

• Bypassing AI Detectors  ·  may 20, 2026
  a long day fighting Pangram and GPTZero. em-dashes, triadic structures, rhetorical scaffolds, distributional fingerprints, adversarial paraphrasing, and the pipeline that won the battle but lost the war.
• Pinning a Local LLM to an RTX 5090  ·  may 5, 2026  [türkçe]
  moving a local LLM workflow off shared cloud GPUs to a dedicated RTX 5090. driver dance, thermals, throughput, and what it actually feels like to own the silicon.
• Starbucks Gets Their Beans From a Crematorium  ·  may 3, 2026  [türkçe]
  sunday morning filter coffee disaster. why does Starbucks Ethiopia Medium Roast taste like tar? a cupping test, Romesta Keramo, and the formula for good coffee.